Reasons: Tour Guide

Friends of the Kennedy Center have many different roles (data entry, working in the store, giving tours, etc...). Occasionally I'll document the reasons why I'd be suitable for a particular role.

Reasons I would make a good Kennedy Center Tour Guide:

• I can say "Kennedy" in 6 different languages. None of which are German.
  
  
• For tourists with difficulty walking, I have no problem taking evasive action and leaving them behind, thus making the rest of the group happy.
  
  
• I can spot a hair piece from 65 feet and would know automatically to take those folks on the roof to test the toupee's wind durability. Also would bring camera.