Friends Demographics

The Kennedy Center has released the following chart detailing the types of degrees held by their Friends.


What can we learn from this?

• 1 out of every 100 Friends has an "Other" degree. Other? What are you hiding Kennedy Center? "Other" obviously means either no high school or a degree more advanced than PhD. We can conclude one of two things . . .

1) The Kennedy Center is forcing elementary school children into Friends servitude, or

2) The Kennedy Center is kidnapping uber-smart Belarussian nuclear physicists and forcing them to sell Lion King beach towels in the gift shop.

• You'll notice that High School and PhD are very similar colors. This is meant to confuse you. It's as if the Center is trying to hide the fact they have Friends without college degrees. Apparently they don't respect you if you skipped college and went straight to work. They're anti vocation. Can I ethically volunteer in place that doesn't respect a good trade? (answer: yes! Pick me. Pick me.)

• Master's Degree color: Majestic purple. College degree color: Booger green. Elitist anyone?